I'm Not A Robot — a tiny, original comedy game you play instantly in your browser

I'm Not A Robot is a tiny, original comedy game from GamesToVibe, where you play hand-built browser games instantly — most under 200KB. Book five movie tickets before your mom melts down — but first survive an escalating gauntlet of absurd CAPTCHAs determined to prove you're a robot — no installs, no sign-ups.

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Mom is texting. Again.

I'M NOT
A ROBOT

Book 5 movie tickets before family dinner implodes. Only problem: SafePass™ doesn't believe you're human — and it's going to make you prove it, again and again.

10 rounds of unhinged CAPTCHAs · 7 strikes and you're 🤖 certified bot
Tap · type · survive
9:41
Friday, July 3
EasyTickets
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Photos
📷
Camera
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Weather
📝
Notes
❤️
Health
⚙️
Settings
🧮
Stocks
📞
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🧭
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BOOKING FOR TONIGHT · 7:30 PM
TORQUE 9:
FAMILY IS FOREVER
Action · Explosions · Found Family  •  2h 58m  •  PG-13
🍅 94%
🏎️💨
Your order · Galaxy Grand 16 · Screen 3
5 × IMAX Recliner
Booked for: You, Mom, Dad, Sis, Aunt Carol
$97.50
Seats
E5E6E7E8E9
Charges
Convenience fee
(neither convenient nor optional)
$11.87
Mom's Emotional Damage Insurance
FREE
Popcorn pre-guilt surcharge
$0.07
Total
$109.44
Delivery
E-tickets to
Mom's phone (she insisted)
📱
By paying, you agree that you are (probably) human.
✓ SafePass™ Human Verification Humanity: 51%
Select all images with
traffic lights
ROUTINE SECURITY CHECK · WON'T TAKE A MOMENT*
💡 🎧 ℹ️
🤖 CERTIFIED BOT
ERROR 1020 · RAY ID: 7f3-BEEP-BOOP-x99
Access denied
Automated behaviour detected.

SafePass™ has determined with 100%* confidence that you are a robot. The tickets have been released back to the public, where Susan's son will presumably buy them in under two minutes.

*confidence may contain up to 100% guesswork
> humanity_score: 0.00%
> blink_rate: suspicious
> mouse_movement: too sad to be scripted
> mom_disappointment_level: CRITICAL
> recommended_action: try being human again